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Two-Fisted Sloppers (4-10)

Schedule Roster Transactions Trades History

Schedule
 
Week 		Opponent Result
1 The Bradley Bunch
Loss 35 - 39
2 Mooners
Loss 33 - 60
3 Goons
Loss 30 - 43
4 Capt. Mau's Voodoo Crew
Win 44 - 39
5 Fear the Eyebrows
Loss 29 - 30
6 Jameis Wins-A-ton
Loss 35 - 37
7 Gryph's Hellhound
Loss 61 - 66
8 Sofa King
Win 34 - 24
9 The Great Cornholios
Win 34 - 24
10 Yorktown Strutters
Loss 23 - 42
11 Grid Iron Assassin
Loss 11 - 92
12 The Bradley Bunch
Win 29 - 15
13 Goons
Loss 19 - 34
14 Mooners
Loss 32 - 43
15 Goons  

Roster
Pos Player Name NFL
Team 		Bye
Week 		Starts Points Total Points
QB Bo Nix DEN 12 9 93 137
QB Philip Rivers IND 11 0 0 0
RB Rico Dowdle CAR 14 3 6 30
RB Josh Jacobs Knee (Q) GB 5 12 72 72
RB Kyren Williams LA 8 12 57 69
WR Keenan Allen LAC 12 8 21 21
WR Kayshon Boutte NE 14 2 0 6
WR Troy Franklin DEN 12 3 0 0
WR Jayden Higgins HOU 6 0 0 0
WR Jayden Reed Shoulder (Q) GB 5 0 0 0
WR DeVonta Smith PHI 9 5 0 24
TE Theo Johnson Toe (Q) NYG 14 4 0 6
K Ka'imi Fairbairn HOU 6 3 27 27
D Los Angeles Rams LA 8 5 6 0
QB Daniel Jones IND 11 4 39 108
QB Kyler Murray ARI 8 1 5 17
RB Kenneth Gainwell PIT 5 0 0 0
RB Jaleel McLaughlin DEN 12 0 0 0
RB Isiah Pacheco KC 10 1 0 12
RB Brian Robinson SF 14 0 0 0
RB Chris Rodriguez Jr. WAS 12 0 0 0
RB Dylan Sampson CLE 9 0 0 6
WR Rashod Bateman BAL 7 0 0 6
WR Romeo Doubs GB 5 1 0 6
WR DeAndre Hopkins BAL 7 0 0 0
WR Jauan Jennings SF 14 0 0 6
WR Marvin Mims DEN 12 0 0 0
WR Courtland Sutton DEN 12 9 23 29
WR Tyquan Thornton KC 10 0 0 0
WR Parker Washington JAX 8 0 0 12
TE Zach Ertz WAS 12 9 26 26
TE Colston Loveland CHI 5 1 6 6
K Jake Elliott PHI 9 7 41 41
K Will Reichard MIN 6 4 27 27
D Los Angeles Chargers LAC 12 9 0 0

Transactions
Week Player Picked Up Player Dropped
2 Dylan Sampson (RB, CLE) Chris Rodriguez Jr. (RB, WAS)
2 Keenan Allen (WR, LAC) Marvin Mims (WR, DEN)
3 Daniel Jones (QB, IND) Kyler Murray (QB, ARI)
4 Jauan Jennings (WR, SF)
4 DeAndre Hopkins (WR, BAL) Rashod Bateman (WR, BAL)
4 Brian Robinson (RB, SF) Dylan Sampson (RB, CLE)
5 Kenneth Gainwell (RB, PIT) Brian Robinson (RB, SF)
5 Chris Rodriguez Jr. (RB, WAS) DeAndre Hopkins (WR, BAL)
6 Rico Dowdle (RB, CAR) Chris Rodriguez Jr. (RB, WAS)
6 Tyquan Thornton (WR, KC)
8 Will Reichard (K, MIN) Jake Elliott (K, PHI)
8 Theo Johnson (TE, NYG) Tyquan Thornton (WR, KC)
9 Kayshon Boutte (WR, NE) Kenneth Gainwell (RB, PIT)
10 Los Angeles Rams (D, LA) Los Angeles Chargers (D, LAC)
10 Parker Washington (WR, JAX) Isiah Pacheco (RB, KC)
11 Troy Franklin (WR, DEN) Parker Washington (WR, JAX)
12 Romeo Doubs (WR, GB) Zach Ertz (TE, WAS)
12 Jaleel McLaughlin (RB, DEN) Courtland Sutton (WR, DEN)
12 Ka'imi Fairbairn (K, HOU) Will Reichard (K, MIN)
14 Colston Loveland (TE, CHI) Jaleel McLaughlin (RB, DEN)
15 Philip Rivers (QB, IND) Daniel Jones (QB, IND)
15 Jayden Reed (WR, GB) Romeo Doubs (WR, GB)
15 Jayden Higgins (WR, HOU) Colston Loveland (TE, CHI)

Trades
Week Franchise Player Gained Player Traded Trade
Rebuild
None

History
Year Franchise Name Record
(W-L-T) 		Win % Pts For Pts Agnst Rank Finish
1994 Gangrene and Gold 8-7 .533 398 422 5  
1995 Two-Fisted Sloppers 10-5 .667 542 429 3 3rd
1996 Two-Fisted Sloppers 7-8 .467 487 440 6  
1997 Two-Fisted Sloppers 6-8 .429 377 396 9 BOR
1998 Two-Fisted Sloppers 10-4 .714 448 411 2 2nd
1999 Two-Fisted Sloppers 10-4 .714 481 338 4 3rd
2000 Two-Fisted Sloppers 7-7 .500 407 330 6  
2001 Two-Fisted Sloppers 8-6 .571 398 334 4 2nd
2002 Two-Fisted Sloppers 5-9 .357 424 444 10  
2003 Two-Fisted Sloppers 7-7 .500 417 422 8  
2004 Two-Fisted Sloppers 9-4-1 .679 511 355 2 3rd
2005 Two-Fisted Sloppers 4-10 .286 384 436 12  
2006 Two-Fisted Sloppers 6-8 .429 442 457 10  
2007 Two-Fisted Sloppers 5-9 .357 429 498 10 BOR
2008 Brett's Jets 10-3-1 .750 488 381 1 2nd
2009 Brett's Barbarians 8-6 .571 544 473 5  
2010 Brett's Barbarians 5-8-1 .393 456 459 9  
2011 Holmgren's Heroes 8-6 .571 500 503 5 Champ
2012 Holmgren's Heroes 10-4 .714 462 383 1 2nd
2013 Two-Fisted Sloppers 12-2 .857 566 417 1 4th
2014 Two-Fisted Sloppers 8-6 .571 516 527 5  
2015 Two-Fisted Sloppers 6-8 .429 508 481 8  
2016 Two-Fisted Sloppers 4-8-2 .357 474 531 10  
2017 Two-Fisted Sloppers 9-5 .643 557 491 2 2nd
2018 Two-Fisted Sloppers 9-5 .643 689 581 3 Champ
2019 Two-Fisted Sloppers 7-6-1 .536 513 488 6  
2020 Two-Fisted Sloppers 5-8-1 .458 569 532 9  
2021 Two-Fisted Sloppers 8-6 .571 582 514 5  
2022 Two-Fisted Sloppers 10-4 .714 551 417 1 3rd
2023 Two-Fisted Sloppers 5-8-1 .458 420 482 11  
2024 Two-Fisted Sloppers 11-3 .786 670 401 1 3rd
  TOTAL 237-192-8 .551 15210 13773 5