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Two-Fisted Sloppers (2-4)

Schedule Roster Transactions Trades History

Schedule
 
Week 		Opponent Result
1 Jameis Wins-A-ton
Loss 15 - 37
2 The Bradley Bunch
Loss 40 - 47
3 Grid Iron Assassin
Win 50 - 49
4 Sofa King
Loss 27 - 45
5 Gryph's Hellhounds
Loss 42 - 43
6 Goons
Win 35 - 0
7 Fear the Eyebrows  
8 Yorktown Strutters  
9 The Great Cornholios  
10 Capt. Mau's Voodoo Crew  
11 Mooners  
12 Jameis Wins-A-ton  
13 Grid Iron Assassin  
14 The Bradley Bunch  
15 Grid Iron Assassin  
16 Fear the Eyebrows  

Roster
Pos Player Name NFL
Team 		Bye
Week 		Starts Points Total Points
QB Joe Burrow CIN 6 4 45 69
QB Trevor Lawrence JAX 7 2 34 80
RB Rico Dowdle Toe (Q) PIT 9 1 0 0
RB Emmett Johnson KC 5 0 0 0
RB Alvin Kamara Back (Q) NO 8 0 0 18
RB Bhayshul Tuten JAX 7 5 24 24
RB Kyren Williams LA 11 6 30 30
WR Davante Adams Unknown (O) LA 11 5 15 30
WR Jalen Coker Quadriceps (Q) CAR 5 2 0 0
WR DJ Moore Shoulder (O) BUF 7 2 0 9
WR Courtland Sutton DEN 10 2 6 6
TE Jake Ferguson DAL 14 6 18 18
K Evan McPherson CIN 6 3 12 12
D Denver Broncos DEN 10 6 6 0
RB Tank Bigsby PHI 10 0 0 0
WR Jayden Reed GB 11 1 0 0
WR Wan'Dale Robinson TEN 9 0 0 0
K Wil Lutz DEN 10 1 4 4
K Chase McLaughlin TB 10 1 11 11
K Cairo Santos CHI 10 1 4 4

Transactions
Week Player Picked Up Player Dropped
2 Cairo Santos (K, CHI) Wil Lutz (K, DEN)
2 Jalen Coker (WR, CAR) Wan'Dale Robinson (WR, TEN)
3 Chase McLaughlin (K, TB) Cairo Santos (K, CHI)
3 Tank Bigsby (RB, PHI) Jayden Reed (WR, GB)
4 Evan McPherson (K, CIN) Chase McLaughlin (K, TB)
4 Alvin Kamara (RB, NO) Tank Bigsby (RB, PHI)

Trades
Week Franchise Player Gained Player Traded Trade
Rebuild
None

History
Year Franchise Name Record
(W-L-T) 		Win % Pts For Pts Agnst Rank Finish
1994 Gangrene and Gold 8-7 .533 398 422 5  
1995 Two-Fisted Sloppers 10-5 .667 542 429 3 3rd
1996 Two-Fisted Sloppers 7-8 .467 487 440 6  
1997 Two-Fisted Sloppers 6-8 .429 377 396 9 BOR
1998 Two-Fisted Sloppers 10-4 .714 448 411 2 2nd
1999 Two-Fisted Sloppers 10-4 .714 481 338 4 3rd
2000 Two-Fisted Sloppers 7-7 .500 407 330 6  
2001 Two-Fisted Sloppers 8-6 .571 398 334 4 2nd
2002 Two-Fisted Sloppers 5-9 .357 424 444 10  
2003 Two-Fisted Sloppers 7-7 .500 417 422 8  
2004 Two-Fisted Sloppers 9-4-1 .679 511 355 2 3rd
2005 Two-Fisted Sloppers 4-10 .286 384 436 12  
2006 Two-Fisted Sloppers 6-8 .429 442 457 10  
2007 Two-Fisted Sloppers 5-9 .357 429 498 10 BOR
2008 Brett's Jets 10-3-1 .750 488 381 1 2nd
2009 Brett's Barbarians 8-6 .571 544 473 5  
2010 Brett's Barbarians 5-8-1 .393 456 459 9  
2011 Holmgren's Heroes 8-6 .571 500 503 5 Champ
2012 Holmgren's Heroes 10-4 .714 462 383 1 2nd
2013 Two-Fisted Sloppers 12-2 .857 566 417 1 4th
2014 Two-Fisted Sloppers 8-6 .571 516 527 5  
2015 Two-Fisted Sloppers 6-8 .429 508 481 8  
2016 Two-Fisted Sloppers 4-8-2 .357 474 531 10  
2017 Two-Fisted Sloppers 9-5 .643 557 491 2 2nd
2018 Two-Fisted Sloppers 9-5 .643 689 581 3 Champ
2019 Two-Fisted Sloppers 7-6-1 .536 513 488 6  
2020 Two-Fisted Sloppers 5-8-1 .458 569 532 9  
2021 Two-Fisted Sloppers 8-6 .571 582 514 5  
2022 Two-Fisted Sloppers 10-4 .714 551 417 1 3rd
2023 Two-Fisted Sloppers 5-8-1 .458 420 482 11  
2024 Two-Fisted Sloppers 11-3 .786 670 401 1 3rd
2025 Two-Fisted Sloppers 4-10 .286 449 588 12  
  TOTAL 241-202-8 .543 15659 14361 5