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Two-Fisted Sloppers (11-3)

Schedule Roster Transactions Trades History

Schedule
 
Week 		Opponent Result
1 Mooners
Win 34 - 24
2 James Wins-A-ton
Win 34 - 20
3 Fear the Eyebrows
Win 58 - 24
4 Yorktown Strutters
Loss 32 - 39
5 Capt. Mau's Voodoo Crew
Win 51 - 19
6 Sofa King
Win 52 - 21
7 The Bradley Bunch
Win 54 - 33
8 The Great Cornholios
Loss 34 - 36
9 Goons
Loss 48 - 51
10 Fourth and Long
Win 81 - 27
11 Grid Iron Assassin
Win 60 - 38
12 Mooners
Win 42 - 27
13 Fear the Eyebrows
Win 54 - 31
14 James Wins-A-ton
Win 36 - 11
15 Grid Iron Assassin
Loss 33 - 70
16 Capt. Mau's Voodoo Crew
Win 64 - 27

Roster
Pos Player Name NFL
Team 		Bye
Week 		Starts Points Total Points
QB Joe Burrow CIN 12 8 146 256
QB Jordan Love GB 10 9 98 151
RB Nick Chubb CLE 10 1 0 24
RB Chuba Hubbard Knee (O) CAR 11 12 53 80
RB Isiah Pacheco Ribs (O) KC 6 0 0 0
RB Bijan Robinson ATL 12 16 92 92
WR Ja'Marr Chase CIN 12 15 114 114
WR Courtland Sutton DEN 14 5 27 45
WR Adam Thielen CAR 11 1 3 24
WR Christian Watson Knee (Q) GB 10 0 0 6
TE Isaiah Likely BAL 14 3 12 12
K Ka'imi Fairbairn HOU 14 16 150 150
D Buffalo Bills BUF 12 2 0 0
D Green Bay Packers GB 10 2 0 0
RB Tyler Allgeier ATL 12 0 0 0
RB Kareem Hunt KC 6 5 15 36
RB Jaylen Wright MIA 6 0 0 0
WR Keon Coleman BUF 12 0 0 2
WR Romeo Doubs GB 10 4 0 0
WR DeAndre Hopkins KC 6 0 0 6
WR Diontae Johnson BAL 14 0 0 12
WR Rashee Rice KC 6 4 18 18
WR JuJu Smith-Schuster KC 6 0 0 0
WR Christian Watson GB 10 3 6 6
WR Dontayvion Wicks GB 10 2 0 0
TE Will Dissly LAC 5 1 0 6
TE Evan Engram JAX 12 5 8 11
TE Mike Gesicki CIN 12 3 0 0
TE Taysom Hill NO 12 3 20 20
TE David Njoku CLE 10 1 0 0
TE Cade Otton TB 11 1 6 6
K Chase McLaughlin TB 11 1 4 19
D Cincinnati Bengals CIN 12 1 0 0
D Denver Broncos DEN 14 9 24 0
D Los Angeles Chargers LAC 5 2 0 0
D Houston Texans HOU 14 1 0 0

Transactions
Week Player Picked Up Player Dropped
2 Los Angeles Chargers (D, LAC) Cincinnati Bengals (D, CIN)
2 Keon Coleman (WR, BUF) Jaylen Wright (RB, MIA)
3 Kareem Hunt (RB, KC) Keon Coleman (WR, BUF)
3 Mike Gesicki (TE, CIN) Tyler Allgeier (RB, ATL)
4 Diontae Johnson (WR, BAL) Christian Watson (WR, GB)
4 Houston Texans (D, HOU) Los Angeles Chargers (D, LAC)
5 Dontayvion Wicks (WR, GB) DeAndre Hopkins (WR, KC)
5 David Njoku (TE, CLE) Mike Gesicki (TE, CIN)
5 Denver Broncos (D, DEN) Houston Texans (D, HOU)
6 Cade Otton (TE, TB) David Njoku (TE, CLE)
6 JuJu Smith-Schuster (WR, KC) Rashee Rice (WR, KC)
7 Courtland Sutton (WR, DEN) Cade Otton (TE, TB)
7 Romeo Doubs (WR, GB) Dontayvion Wicks (WR, GB)
8 Isiah Pacheco (RB, KC) JuJu Smith-Schuster (WR, KC)
9 Keon Coleman (WR, BUF) Diontae Johnson (WR, BAL)
10 Taysom Hill (TE, NO) Keon Coleman (WR, BUF)
11 Will Dissly (TE, LAC) Evan Engram (TE, JAX)
13 Buffalo Bills (D, BUF) Romeo Doubs (WR, GB)
13 Chase McLaughlin (K, TB) Will Dissly (TE, LAC)
14 Adam Thielen (WR, CAR) Denver Broncos (D, DEN)
14 Mike Gesicki (TE, CIN) Taysom Hill (TE, NO)
15 Christian Watson (WR, GB) Kareem Hunt (RB, KC)
15 Isaiah Likely (TE, BAL) Mike Gesicki (TE, CIN)
15 Green Bay Packers (D, GB) Chase McLaughlin (K, TB)

Trades
Week Franchise Player Gained Player Traded Trade
Rebuild
None

History
Year Franchise Name Record
(W-L-T) 		Win % Pts For Pts Agnst Rank Finish
1994 Gangrene and Gold 8-7 .533 398 422 5  
1995 Two-Fisted Sloppers 10-5 .667 542 429 3 3rd
1996 Two-Fisted Sloppers 7-8 .467 487 440 6  
1997 Two-Fisted Sloppers 6-8 .429 377 396 9 BOR
1998 Two-Fisted Sloppers 10-4 .714 448 411 2 2nd
1999 Two-Fisted Sloppers 10-4 .714 481 338 4 3rd
2000 Two-Fisted Sloppers 7-7 .500 407 330 6  
2001 Two-Fisted Sloppers 8-6 .571 398 334 4 2nd
2002 Two-Fisted Sloppers 5-9 .357 424 444 10  
2003 Two-Fisted Sloppers 7-7 .500 417 422 8  
2004 Two-Fisted Sloppers 9-4-1 .679 511 355 2 3rd
2005 Two-Fisted Sloppers 4-10 .286 384 436 12  
2006 Two-Fisted Sloppers 6-8 .429 442 457 10  
2007 Two-Fisted Sloppers 5-9 .357 429 498 10 BOR
2008 Brett's Jets 10-3-1 .750 488 381 1 2nd
2009 Brett's Barbarians 8-6 .571 544 473 5  
2010 Brett's Barbarians 5-8-1 .393 456 459 9  
2011 Holmgren's Heroes 8-6 .571 500 503 5 Champ
2012 Holmgren's Heroes 10-4 .714 462 383 1 2nd
2013 Two-Fisted Sloppers 12-2 .857 566 417 1 4th
2014 Two-Fisted Sloppers 8-6 .571 516 527 5  
2015 Two-Fisted Sloppers 6-8 .429 508 481 8  
2016 Two-Fisted Sloppers 4-8-2 .357 474 531 10  
2017 Two-Fisted Sloppers 9-5 .643 557 491 2 2nd
2018 Two-Fisted Sloppers 9-5 .643 689 581 3 Champ
2019 Two-Fisted Sloppers 7-6-1 .536 513 488 6  
2020 Two-Fisted Sloppers 5-8-1 .458 569 532 9  
2021 Two-Fisted Sloppers 8-6 .571 582 514 5  
2022 Two-Fisted Sloppers 10-4 .714 551 417 1 3rd
2023 Two-Fisted Sloppers 5-8-1 .458 420 482 11  
  TOTAL 226-189-8 .544 14540 13372 5