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Fear the Eyebrows (5-4)

Schedule Roster Transactions Trades History

Schedule
 
Week
Opponent Result
1 Goons
Loss 31 - 60
2 The Great Cornholios
Win 44 - 42
3 Yorktown Strutters
Win 42 - 36
4 Grid Iron Assassin
Loss 36 - 38
5 The Bradley Bunch
Win 46 - 35
6 Jameis Wins-A-ton
Loss 21 - 29
7 Two-Fisted Sloppers
Win 46 - 35
8 Mooners
Loss 49 - 60
9 Capt. Mau's Voodoo Crew
Win 53 - 32
10 Gryph's Hellhounds  
11 Sofa King  
12 Goons  
13 Yorktown Strutters  
14 The Great Cornholios  
15 Gryph's Hellhounds  
16 Two-Fisted Sloppers  

Roster
Pos Player Name NFL
Team
Bye
Week
Starts Points Total Points
QB Jacoby Brissett ARI 14 0 0 -1
QB Bo Nix DEN 10 3 37 37
RB James Cook BUF 7 8 60 60
RB Kenneth Gainwell TB 10 2 0 3
RB Chris Rodriguez Jr. Hand (Q) JAX 7 0 0 24
RB Jaylen Warren PIT 9 8 30 30
WR Tee Higgins CIN 6 6 21 45
WR CeeDee Lamb DAL 14 9 56 56
WR Wan'Dale Robinson TEN 9 0 0 6
WR Garrett Wilson Unknown (O) NYJ 13 3 0 24
WR Xavier Worthy Hamstring (Q) KC 5 0 0 6
TE Trey McBride ARI 14 9 33 33
K Tyler Bass BUF 7 3 41 41
D Philadelphia Eagles PHI 10 9 0 0
QB Jalen Hurts PHI 10 6 51 51
QB Tua Tagovailoa ATL 11 0 0 -1
RB Jonathon Brooks CAR 5 0 0 0
WR Ja'Kobi Lane BAL 13 0 0 0
K Harrison Mevis LA 11 5 29 29
K Chad Ryland ARI 14 1 10 10

Transactions
Week Player Picked Up Player Dropped
6 Tyler Bass (K, BUF) Harrison Mevis (K, LA)
6 Wan'Dale Robinson (WR, TEN) Ja'Kobi Lane (WR, BAL)
7 Chad Ryland (K, ARI) Tua Tagovailoa (QB, ATL)
7 Kenneth Gainwell (RB, TB) Jonathon Brooks (RB, CAR)
7 Bo Nix (QB, DEN) Jalen Hurts (QB, PHI)
8 Jacoby Brissett (QB, ARI) Chad Ryland (K, ARI)

Trades
Week Franchise Player Gained Player Traded Trade
Rebuild
None

History
Year Franchise Name Record
(W-L-T)
Win % Pts For Pts Agnst Rank Finish
2019 Fear the Eyebrows 8-6 .571 552 486 4 4th
2020 Fear the Eyebrows 4-9-1 .321 447 550 11 BOR
2021 Fear the Eyebrows 5-9 .357 417 596 10  
2022 Fear the Eyebrows 7-7 .500 457 485 7 Champ
2023 Fear the Eyebrows 8-6 .571 540 435 4 4th
2024 Fear the Eyebrows 8-6 .571 523 492 4  
2025 Fear the Eyebrows 6-8 .429 515 510 9  
  TOTAL 46-51-1 .474 3451 3554 7